THE SOCIALIST ARE COMING, THE SOCIALIST ARE COMING

I’m here to warn all of you to “Beware of the Socialists”. Haven’t you heard, they are coming to take us over. And you know what happens when the Socialists come. You don’t? Well neither did I. But I’ve been watching FOX NEWS and they gave me the scoop. So listen up America.

First of all: The Socialists are going to destroy your banking system. They are going to limit the compensation packages of Wall Street executives thus undercutting their motivation to be successful. Why would the CEOs of major firms on Wall Street give maximum effort just to pay back taxpayer money that was a necessity in the solvency of their institutions? Nobody is going to work hard for a half million dollars any more. That wouldn’t be civilized. How would they be able to differentiate themselves from the rest of us?

Next: The Socialists are going to destroy our lives because they want kids to be able to go to the hospital and have the costs covered. What is this, Great Britain? It’s like Oliver Twist but in real life “Please Sir, Can I have more”. If you insert more people into the health care venue then the demand will overwhelm the supply. All of those Doctors who could not charge what they wanted wouldn’t then want to be doctors and then couldn’t buy all the necessary equipment to take care of all those extra people. The Socialist really want a lack of health care and smelly facilities like they have over across that big ocean to our East. So we need to tell those kid’s parents, even though they don’t have jobs any more, that they should be going to the private sector for health insurance. That’s why the free market people came up with COBRA.

Third: The Socialists are going to give welfare checks to all the “poor people” (those who make under $200K a year). The payments will be disguised as something called a stimulus check. In actuality, “poor people” won’t pay taxes any more because the Socialists are going to cut taxes so much for the “poor people” that they won’t have taxes to pay. It will be the beginning of their eternal proletariat. Then, after their socialist base has been established, they are going to raise taxes. But who will be able to pay taxes if all the “poor people” don’t have the ability? You guessed it – all of the free market supporters who aren’t “poor” (or make over $200K).

If you need more examples of the Socialists ruining our lives, tune in to FOX NEWS anytime between midnight and midnight the next day. I am glad they straightened this matter out for me. You see, I was under the impression that all of this posturing was due to a couple of percentage points. Those points are the difference between the Democrat and the Republican’s top marginal tax rate. The Socialists believe that taking that difference and spreading it around to all those who make under $200K will be there crowning achievement into leading us free market boys to Marxville, USA. And I’m not the only one who has been converted. When asked during the 2000 campaign about this same subject, Senator John McCain believed the same way. He said that when you reach a level of comfort, you can afford to pay somewhat more. It’s amazing how he saw the light too.